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The #000000 Album

by The Schizophriends

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1.
Shit My Dick 00:49
First I ate Ate my dick Then I Shit my dick Dick dick Shit my dick Aughhhh ughhhh First I ate Ate my dick Why did I Eat my dick? I don't know Then I shit my dick Dick dick Shit my dick Dick dick Dick ughhhh Shit my diiiiiick Awwwwww
2.
Driving blind Down a highway of blood The lane lines turn into human femurs They start bashing the occupants' legs Their legs fall off and they can't control the pedals of their car Their car swerves, smashes into a tanker truck and explodes!
3.
So I went downstairs on Christmas morning and I really wanted a Sega Dreamcast and I didn't friggin' get a Sega Dreamcast my parents got me a trike and a puppy and a bicycle too and I just thought I'd BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS I went to the DMV to get a new license or something and I had to wait in like for like 5 friggin' hours it was really bad and the lady was really rude to me so I decided to BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS BLAST IT WITH PISS So I got set up on this blind date and I went to find this girl at a cafe and so I went to the cafe and I look around but the only person there is this one really ugly girl and I didn't like her so I decided to BLAST HER WITH PISS BLAST HER WITH PISS BLAST HER WITH PISS BLAST HER WITH PISS
4.
I Am Bale 00:14
I AM BALE
5.
GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants Statutory rape means he doesn't use force He's a sponge from the sea and he's hung like a horse Statutory rape means he doesn't use force He's a sponge from the sea and he's hung like a horse
6.
The humans messed with our H.E.N.G.E.s Then we got pissed off First we will destroy their trash cans Then we will destroy their labradoodles Following that, we will destroy their streetlights And then we will destroy all the middle schools This is what happens when you screw with our H.E.N.G.E.s Foolish humans This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E. This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E. This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E. This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E. This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E. This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.

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The Scizohphriends decided it would be an idea to make a metal album. It didn't end up being that metal, but give it a try it's only 3:33 long. (6:66 divided by 2).

Released 12/12/12 (6/6/6 times 2).

"A better way to spend three and a half minutes than falling down a really long flight of stairs."

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released December 12, 2012

Alex Mattingly - Drums, Vocals
Evan Ledesma - Bass, Vocals
Max Symmes - Synth, Vocals
Tim Z - Guitar, Vocals

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