1. |
Shit My Dick
00:49
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First I ate
Ate my dick
Then I
Shit my dick
Dick dick
Shit my dick
Aughhhh ughhhh
First I ate
Ate my dick
Why did I
Eat my dick?
I don't know
Then I shit my dick
Dick dick
Shit my dick
Dick dick
Dick ughhhh
Shit my diiiiiick
Awwwwww
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2. |
Driving Blind
00:33
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Driving blind
Down a highway of blood
The lane lines turn into human femurs
They start bashing the occupants' legs
Their legs fall off and they can't control the pedals of their car
Their car swerves, smashes into a tanker truck and explodes!
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3. |
Blast it with Piss
00:41
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So I went downstairs on Christmas morning and I really wanted a Sega Dreamcast and I didn't friggin' get a Sega Dreamcast my parents got me a trike and a puppy and a bicycle too and I just thought I'd
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
I went to the DMV to get a new license or something and I had to wait in like for like 5 friggin' hours it was really bad and the lady was really rude to me so I decided to
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
BLAST IT WITH PISS
So I got set up on this blind date and I went to find this girl at a cafe and so I went to the cafe and I look around but the only person there is this one really ugly girl and I didn't like her so I decided to
BLAST HER WITH PISS
BLAST HER WITH PISS
BLAST HER WITH PISS
BLAST HER WITH PISS
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4. |
I Am Bale
00:14
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I
AM
BALE
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GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants
GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants
GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants
GrungeBob StatutoryRapePants
Statutory rape means he doesn't use force
He's a sponge from the sea and he's hung like a horse
Statutory rape means he doesn't use force
He's a sponge from the sea and he's hung like a horse
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The humans messed with our H.E.N.G.E.s
Then we got pissed off
First we will destroy their trash cans
Then we will destroy their labradoodles
Following that, we will destroy their streetlights
And then we will destroy all the middle schools
This is what happens when you screw with our H.E.N.G.E.s
Foolish humans
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
This is R.O.B.O.H.E.N.G.E.
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