He worked on the trains
With other chinamen
Makin’ their way out west
They called him Master Chen
Railroad work was tough
The white dudes killed his friend
That was the final straw
And so he vowed revenge
They called him Master Chen
He had an iron fist
Don’t kill his friend
Or else you’ll make him pissed
He’ll come into your house
And kill you really quick
And then he’ll burn it down
And he’ll rip off your dick
He left the trains behind
With all the body parts
He roamed from town to town
Using badass martial arts
The sheriff tracked him down
It was 1 versus 10
He ripped off all their dicks
It wasn’t really zen
They called him Master Chen
The man with solemn eyes
But if you crossed his path
You would be sodomized
He drifted ‘cross the west
As hot as it was dry
Until one moonlit night
A glowing ship came by
You aliens think you can contain me?
I rip off your dick
credits
from Eargasm,
released December 22, 2011
Alex Mattingly - Drums, Vocals, Sound Effects
Evan Ledesma - Bass, Vocals (Master Chen)
Max Symmes - Synth, Vocals, Programming
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