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Diabeetus

from Eargasm by The Schizophriends

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I was at the doctors and he told some fat kids
I really need to pencil you in
Cuz you’re gonna die in a little bit
If you don’t get some insulin.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Diabeetus! (x4)

The fat kids looked like they were gonna cry
As they yelled “mommy mommy, please feed us”
She said alright but no sugar for you
Because you’ve got type 2 diabeetus.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Diabeetus! (x4)
Break it down!
Calories.

Well look at me, I’m a 10 year-old
And all these sweet foods say “c’mon, man, eat us!”
I say sorry Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs.
I can’t, I’ve got the diabeetus.

(breathing solo)

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Diabeetus! (x4)

I probably got it genetically
From my great-great grandpa’s uncle Cletus.
It’s probably that, not my awful diet
That’s gotta be why I’ve got this diabetes.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Diabeetus! (x4)
A buh buh beetus buh buh beetus buh buh beetus beetus (x3)
Diabetes sucks, yeah!

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from Eargasm, released December 22, 2011
Alex Mattingly - Drums, Backing Vocals
Evan Ledesma - Bass
Max Symmes - Synth, Lead Vocals

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