Walking through the desert of Tatooine
My profits dryer than I’d like to admit
The missus was angry, her rage was ablaze
Our moisture farm couldn’t take another hit.
All of these thoughts were on my mind
There’s enough to make me want to quit
The two suns’ glare had me in a daze
Then I tripped and fell into the Sarlacc pit.
One thousand years, one thousand years
Why did I trip, now I’ll never get out…
For a thousand years.
As I trudge around the stomach of this ancient beast
My thoughts turn to my wife and kids
I realized I hate their guts, and my life totally sucks
Things are not as bad inside the Sarlacc pit.
One thousand years, one thousand years
No more bitchy wife, no more stupid ugly kids…
For a thousand years.
Then I looked around, and I saw this guy
A bounty hunter by the name of “Fett”
He said he had a plan to escape this place
So we flew out of the Sarlacc pit.
One thousand years, one thousand years
Now I’m gonna be a bounty hunter with my new best friend
For a thousand years.
Yeah.
credits
from Eargasm,
released December 22, 2011
Alex Mattingly - Drums
Evan Ledesma - Bass, Lead Vocals
Max Symmes - Synth
Tim Z - Guitar, Backing Vocals
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