“Don't deny my power. I bring light to everyone. Now you will all see that it is I that am truly God. Right before I kick you in your fucking balls.”

“flattery will not save your balls from getting pulverized to atoms, fool!”

“I crush the balls of man because it destroys their will like a beaten puppie ,and i fuck the vag of women because i am an ultimate man and they need my thrusting agility.
i will pound a puss with a turd too.”

“chinese people should kick each other in the nuts more often. it's funny when they scream oooooooooooo! real loud”

"I am the only master that is.
Bow to the Scrotalizer NOW. NOW. NOW."

“If you get kicked in the nuts in texas i hear that they electricute your mother because she raised a goddamn pussy”

“the bear cowers on the ground and i decend from the skies like zarathustra to kill them both with a galactic frog punch to the bags of balls then i laugh like a pincher bug”

“This is an incredible cavalcade of ball destruction and frog punching. I will have you for my pet when i destroy the earth and use the moon as my lunar outhouse
my shit is brown so i will change its color”

"Prepare your scrote for oblivion"

"I am the only master that is.
Bow to the Scrotalizer NOW. NOW. NOW."

“would like to read a poem here it goes

there are stars in the sky

there are stars in her eyes 

there are ballsacks out there about to pay the price

when i think of all the stupid rules

that humans follow like fools

i stop rhyming in this poem because

I AM THE SCROTALIZER AND I DON'T HAVE TO RHYME FUCKERS

so there”

“Gaze upon the visage of the one who will destroy you.
Welcome my pet from the stars,

her dulcet tones will explode your balls
I have trained her in the ways of destruction
You will die now. 
You will all die at her hands
She is from a japanese colony on gralzag 7

The asians have kept her secret

Prepare for incredible doom.”
“No one is fooled by your puerile attempt to malign my character. when you gaze upon the countenance of the scrotalizer, you will understand this. prepare to be destroyed, you impudent fool!”

“I know it is the job of all earthlings to love my scratchings. Except for vanilla ice. Fuck that guy.”

“it is late at night here on planet earth. the scrotalizer wonders where all these kids came from. they have an unhealthy fascination with the scrotalizer. the women will be saved, and will live forever in the golden light under the scrotalizers kingly gaze, but the men will be
 SCROTALIZED.”

"I am the only master that is.
Bow to the Scrotalizer NOW. NOW. NOW."