Girl, I know what you're all about
Yeah, girl, I got you figured out.
You said, you got no time to tease me
Yeah you said "I need a giant lizard to please me"
I caught him caressing you with his tail
Rubbing you with his slick black scales
Girl you know I want you to be mine, but
You said "I need a lover from the land before time"
She got a dinosaur lover (and she don’t care)
She got a dinosaur lover (and it’s not fair)
She got a dinosaur lover (and I’m not alright)
I want a dinosaur lover in the nigh-y-i-y-i-y-ight.
Next week she's with a velociraptor.
And yeah, I'm pretty sure he tapped her.
Every day I see her stroking his feathers
I can't stand seeing them together.
She told me "I don't date guys without fangs"
Because that's the kinda guy that she likes to bang.
She told me, she doesn't want no spouse
She just wants a lover who's the size of her house.
She got a dinosaur lover (and she don’t care)
She got a dinosaur lover (and it’s not fair)
She got a dinosaur lover (and I’m not alright)
I want a dinosaur lover in the nigh-y-i-y-i-y-ight.
Brij
She told me the sex is always intense
cuz when you're 100 million you've got experience
She said her favorite partner was the T. Rex
Cuz he gave really really really really good sex
I never should have given her that time machine
The things she does with it are just obscene
She says the only downside to lovin' dinosaurs
Is that it makes her vagina sore.
credits
from ...Are (The) Shit,
released July 31, 2010
Max Symmes - Synth, Lead Vocals
Alex Mattingly - Drums
Evan Ledesma - Bass
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