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The Moustache World

from .​.​.​Are (The) Shit by The Schizophriends

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Originally a "We are the World" style piano ballad. It became this.

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[Alex]
Yo Evan, you got some pretty sweet hair growin' on that upper lip!

[Evan]
Uh huh!

[Alex]
How long you been growin' that shit out man?

[Evan]
Awwww yeah!

[Alex]
We're gonna bring about world peace by growin' out our moustaches. UNNNGH YEAHHH

[Evan]
Aww shit

[Alex]
OH HO HO

[Evan]
Fuck yeah!

[Alex]
Well Evan, let's start this thing off!
There's too much fighting in the Gaza Strip,
Too much bloodshed in the Middle East.
You gotta grow some hair on that upper lip
And bring about world peace.

[Evan]
There's too many starving children,
In that Africa place.
But you know what'd make them feel real good?
To see a moustache on your face!

[Alex]
We all live in a moustache world!
Trade in those nuclear arms for handlebars.
We all love in a moustache world!
You won't need those AK-47s when you're in moustache heaven.

Wow that was pretty FUCKING AMAZING, wasn't it Evan?

[Evan]
Yeah.

[Alex]
Hey, check out my upper lip. I've been growing this shit out for a week!

[Evan]
Aaah.

[Alex]
It's kinda peach-fuzzy...but, I'm gonna SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD!

[Alex and Evan]
*mutual orgasm*

[Alex]
's go!

[Evan]
OK!
*more orgasm*

[Alex]
We gotta start caring about one another,
Cuz in a perfect world we'd all be moustache brothers.
33,000,000 people have AIDS,
So why don't you fuckin' throw away your razor blades?

[Evan]
I don't mean to cause not big sensation,
Just talkin' about my moustache.
MOTHERFUCKERRRRRrrrrr

[Alex]
We all live in a moustache world!
Put down those RPGs and get some of THESE!
We all live in a moustache world!
Get rid of those intercontinental ballistic missiles.

[Evan]
I said moustache.

MOUSTACHE x1000

[Alex and Evan]
UNGHHHH YEAHHHH GROW THAT SHIT OUT! x4

credits

from .​.​.​Are (The) Shit, released July 31, 2010
Alex Mattingly - Lead Vocals, Drums
Evan Ledesma - Lead Vocals, Bass
Max Symmes - Synth

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